Dear PR Flack,

Thanks so much for the vote of confidence. It’s been my highest ambition to be lauded as “an awesome food blogger” by someone who can’t even be bothered to type my name into a form letter. Because you’re clearly an awesome flack, I’ll say this nicely, for the second time: Please take us off your list. We do not cover financial topics, no matter how tangentially related to food.

(And seriously? “Lemme know”? Srsly?)

xoxo,
~ Us