Dear PR Flack:

We really like your client’s product, but we must insist you stop telling us “I think your readers will appreciate…” — especially twice in the same note.

It’s lazy, smug, and bossy… not exactly the businesslike tone you’re aiming for, is it?

If we aren’t quite sure what our readers will appreciate, we’ll be sure to ask them.

xoxo,
- Us

Dear PR Flack-Boss:

Before you came to work here, I never had to make bullshit PR events/releases out of lies and nothingness. Just so you know.

xoxo,
- superbadgirl