Dear PR Flack:

Learn how to spell my name, because it ain’t with an “f”!

I shall now commence to ignore you, Caytie.

xoxo,
- Stephanie

Dear PR Flack:

If we had “emailed each other briefly in the past” like you said, I would have told you my name is NOT Chez.

xoxo,
- Pim

Dear PR Flack:

Notice how I used “Dear” in my salutation, as opposed to “Hey”? That’s how professionals do it.

And, my name is Carol, not French Laundry at Home. You would have known that, had you taken 16 seconds to actually check out my blog before sending this email. You also would have learned that my blog is all about cooking every dish in The French Laundry Cookbook and writing about it.

In addition to the bad targeting and your obvious, and quite strange, love for ALL CAPS and exclamation points, your email is chock full of grammatical errors, run-on sentences, typos, and nothing newsworthy whatsoever, which makes me question your credibility as a public relations professional.

xoxo,
- Carol