Delicious irony, part 2
Dear PR Flack,
How ironic that your boss’s most recent blog entry focuses on crafting better pitches. Too bad you didn’t follow his advice!
Here are a few tips you might have missed:
1. Cameron is not our blog’s main writer — he posts about every 3 months, whereas I write multiple times a week — so I am not sure why you are addressing your pitch to him.
2. We write about real food on our blog, so Sandra Lee’s new book is not going to be of interest to our readers.
3. We partner with Amazon AStore, so I can’t imagine why you’d think we’d be interested in sending our readers to [your client's competing site].
If you can’t be troubled to do even the most basic research, we can’t be troubled to read your pitches. Please remove us from your firm’s contact list immediately.
xoxo,
- Anita (and Cameron)
