Dear PR Flack:

Believe me, I get a LOT of random pitches, but yours has to be the absolute worst.

Perhaps it escaped your grasp on your whirlwind tour of my site: It’s a FOOD blog. Or perhaps you never bothered to do even a stitch of research before you spam-pitched me?

I have never written about golf, sports tournaments, or athletic events of any kind. Especially ones in China. I can only hope your clients are aware of your thoroughly shoddy methods, and how you are damaging their reputation.

xoxo,
- The Foodie

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