Dear PR Flack,

I’m not sure where you got the idea that I’d be “still writing about the South Beach Wine & Food Festival”, since we’ve never covered it, nor any event of its kind.

And I’m further puzzled why you’d think that we’d care even an eensy-teeny bit about your client’s “water sommeliers”, given that we’re firmly in the “bottled water is bad for the environment” camp.

But hey, thanks for your pitch.

xoxo,
~Anita

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